It all follows this

This here's my first blog post. I don't remember creating this blog, but after logging into blogger tonight (for reasons I choose not to divulge) I've come to find it's existence, ready and waiting, sad and postless, like a lottery without a winner, an orphan without a wallet. Seems awhile back I created this blog, and I named it Sequitur, and I never bothered writing a post. Now I'm compelled to do just such. So I'm posting my first post and I couldn't be more disappointed. A better me would know what to say. A better me would have a theme. A better me might care. As of this moment I'm simply hoping I write a second post one of these days/weeks/months/years.

[Truth moment: a part of me has always wanted a blog.]

For any curious persons, I'm listening to Sinatra, I'm in my underwear, I'm completely fucking horny, and I'm waking up tomorrow in comparable conditions, minus the Sinatra.